Scrumpdate

A specific date/time where a team meets to discuss any updates on the newest sprint team or recent developments.

Hey, Pete is going to join our scrumpdate later today.

Scrumpdate by Notactuallyahumanatall May 20, 2020

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Scrumpulate

To mentally fuck an idea (copulate thought)

Beethoven scrumpulated well into the night in order to write his 5th symphony

Scrumpulate by scrumpulator September 24, 2009

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line of scrumpage

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.

Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.

line of scrumpage by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009

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scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

scrumpter by Chaps April 10, 2005