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Schmuckdyke 

A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.
Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.
Schmuckdyke by ThaChief July 22, 2005

schmuckola 

A really gay way to call someone a schmuck which if you don't know is a dick.
You schmuckola.
schmuckola by Fuck You December 8, 2003

schmucko 

a person who is in the way through excessive inattention.
That schmucko drives too slowly in the fast lane.
schmucko by Pyrate July 16, 2008

schmuckadooka 

an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one's rump. May occur as a result of one pulling someone's underwear up between the buttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking.
Aww man....after sitting for so long I've got a HUGE schmuckadooks that I just need to pick ASAP.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.
schmuckadooka by aminder October 20, 2007

schmuckdown 

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
schmuckdown by Fungledor September 3, 2016

schmackdown 

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)
mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm
schmackdown by stinky pete! June 19, 2003