Schmuckhole

A guy who is such an ass that he's a schmuck ( Yiddish for a dickhead) and an asshole combined. One word doesn't suffice. . . You need to combine the two.

That schmuckhole was walking in the middle of the street late at night wearing only black and I nearly hit him and got charged with manslaughter.

by BadRaven25 October 14, 2018

Schmucklepuff

A large person with a boisterous laugh and kick-awesome attitude.

The story would have been mondaine if the schmucklepuff had not interjected his witty comments.

by Bartall August 21, 2009

schmuckler

1. describes a very overexited individual, usually with the ladies
2. very popular with the ladies, has lots of sex all the time, usually with more than one girl, very talented in bed

Man, I want that schmuckler to sex me up.

by Phil Keller December 6, 2006

schmuckola

A really gay way to call someone a schmuck which if you don't know is a dick.

You schmuckola.

by Fuck You December 8, 2003

Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.

by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021