schmuckdown

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
by Fungledor February 23, 2016
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Fungle

Higher level of being single or worse, depending on the persons view in life being either positive or negative.
FUcking + siNGLE = FUNGLE
Hamlet: Hey 'sup Daug! Still single?
Horatio: Nu'uh...
Hamlet: That's mah Daug! Who's the lucky nigga?
Horatio: No one.
Hamlet: I'm confused, man!
Hamratio: Well better. I'm fungle.
by Fungledor February 18, 2016
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