schmuckdown 

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

schmuckdown by Fungledor September 3, 2016

schlockdown 

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

schlockdown by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schmuckdom

A location where an abundance or plethra of schmucks reside. A place where shmuckery roams free.

France is considered by many to be a schmuckdom.

schmuckdom by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmackdown 

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

schmackdown by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schlockdown 

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

schlockdown by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

SmuckDown 

Coined by retail trader Brahmin Bear. Means when price action gets rejected by strong sellers or buyers contrary to the prevailing trend and sentiment.

Those bears are about lay the smuckdown on that right now!

SmuckDown by Brahmin Bear November 24, 2021

Larry Schmucklow

Nickname for Larry Kudlow, the incompetent, MAGAt Fox broadcaster who is devoid of principles.

There goes Fox broadcaster again, Larry Schmucklow spewing lies to curry favor with Diaper Donald and MAGAt.

Larry Schmucklow by LaughingAloud May 4, 2026