schmuckdown

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

by Fungledor September 3, 2016

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schmuckdom

A location where an abundance or plethra of schmucks reside. A place where shmuckery roams free.

France is considered by many to be a schmuckdom.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmackdown

an interjection. to express the feeling of beatin somebody's ass:)

mmmSCHMACKDOWN!hmm

by stinky pete! June 19, 2003

schlockdown

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

SmuckDown

Coined by retail trader Brahmin Bear. Means when price action gets rejected by strong sellers or buyers contrary to the prevailing trend and sentiment.

Those bears are about lay the smuckdown on that right now!

by Brahmin Bear November 24, 2021