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The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities
Can you come to schmut

schmut me
Schmut by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022
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schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips
(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

Schmotter 

An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.
"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"

"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"
Schmotter by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010

Schmootz 

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.
Schmootz by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009
Shit mouth.
She’ s got schmouf. Smells like you ate crap for breakfast.
Schmouf by Smellit June 9, 2019
Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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