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schmoonie

Slang for women's genitals, synonymous with pussy, cunt, vagina, box, and nana.
There's something wrong with my schmoonie, maybe I shouldn't have sex.

That girl's schmoonie is so tight it's bangin!
by Mike in Davis May 28, 2007
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Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
by Shamezinator April 20, 2011
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Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
by 202101 December 24, 2010
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schmodied

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.
"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."
by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007
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Schmoopie Papoopie

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.
Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!
by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010
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Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
by Nightsprite November 21, 2005
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schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005
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