A
schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other
girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the
female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the
female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an
iced chai latte with exactly
four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for
makeup!"