Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.

by Reaper1242 August 07, 2008

slow as snail snot

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010

Proshamed

The state of being both proud and ashamed at the same time.

Hey dude, last night I had an epic threesome with that really hot chick and her fat friend. I'm so proshamed of myself.

by Reaper1242 July 21, 2010