Definitions by Reaper1242

slow as snail snot 

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

slow as snail snot by Reaper1242 August 31, 2010

Proshamed 

The state of being both proud and ashamed at the same time.

Hey dude, last night I had an epic threesome with that really hot chick and her fat friend. I'm so proshamed of myself.

Proshamed by Reaper1242 July 21, 2010

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) 

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008