schmira

schmira is the kind of person, you will always have fun with. Even if your in a bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone, schmira will make you feel good again. Schmira is caring and really loves her freinds. She is natrual and usually doesn't wear any make-up. She has such a hilarious laugh, that you will be totally infected by her, even though she isn't so funny. Schmira loves animals. Especially cats.

a: wow i'm in a really bad mood right now.. what should i do?
b: well calm yourself down first and then talk to schmira:)

schmira by leileio July 8, 2017

Schmieran 

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

Schmieran by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmire 

(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.

(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.

Schmire by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

SchmIsaac SchmKmazal 

The one kid at school with super annoying parents and no friends. He tells on absolutely everybody. I Changed his name so if he looks his name up he cant find it and therefore tell on me

Oh my god sto being such a SchmIsaac SchmKmazal

SchmIsaac SchmKmazal by PineappleWeeb September 6, 2019

Schira 

If you meet a schira you are an extremely lucky person. they have very large hearts and even larger penises. the guys are always extremely good looking, funny, multi sport athletes, and musicians. The girls are always very pretty, very smart, very good parents and siblings, and fun. A schira is a last name that holds greatness and if you have the name you are proud to have it. Disrespecting the family name often results in a harsh, painful, gory, death. If you meet a schira don’t let them out of your life because you will regret it forever. they will be the best person to get with and will give you an amazing future in a relationship. schiras have also body boarded in the past. they will always live in the depths of ohio, california, or florida. They fart a lot and they always start short but grow to around 6ft for guys and 5’5 for girls. They are basically perfect people.

Person 1: have you seen the size those those schira’s pp?
Person 2: No but I hear they are colossal

Schira by I_wish_I_was_a_schira July 9, 2020

Schmigati 

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.

Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.

Schmigati by Mr Percival January 3, 2019

Schmarandieren 

"Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.

The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.

Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?

(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)

Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)

Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)

Schmarandieren by Crecki76 November 12, 2022