schmirk 

Refers to anything surrounding cannabis usage; The schmarklar of weed.

Oh man, this brownie got me so schmirky.

Let's go for a schmirk duude
Hey! pass me the Schmirkieschmirk
I'm just a little schmirkie, can you get me some more schmirks man?

schmirk by ChetBacon May 13, 2016

schmirk 

The result of Hobbit inbreeding. With an average lifespan of 20 years, Schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. Schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior.

The other day, I saw saw a peculiarly looking Schmirk crawl out from the roots of a tree.

schmirk by unicorns11:11 June 22, 2010

Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schmurk 

1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.

1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.

schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

Schminkle 

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018

schmicko 

shhh-MIK-oohhh

adj.

1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.

2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.

"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."

schmicko by Norton123 January 12, 2008