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schmirk
The result of Hobbit inbreeding. With an average lifespan of 20 years, Schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. Schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior.
schmirk by unicorns11:11 June 22, 2010
Related Words
schmirk • schmirkster • schmick • Schmink • schmickles • schminkle • Schminky • schirko • schmark • schmicker
Schmilkies
Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"
Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008
schmurk
1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.
2. Expressing disdain for work.
2. Expressing disdain for work.
schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017
Schminkle
schmicko
shhh-MIK-oohhh
adj.
1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.
adj.
1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.
2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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