Schmigati 

It is a cigarette. Said in a German accent.

Do you want to go for a Schmigati?
I love Schmigatis when i am drinking.
Shower schmigatis are my favorite thing.

Schmigati by Mr Percival January 3, 2019

schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.

My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.

schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012

Scatigation 

The procedure of throwing shit instead of legal prosecution of a claim.

"Probably would take too much money and time to sue him, so it looks like this time it goes to scatigation...we'll have to cover the front porch with shit, maybe the entire house."

Scatigation by Zacalicious-1 March 20, 2015

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010

Schmitting 

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

Schmitting by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmitties 

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021