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If you meet a schira you are an extremely lucky person. they have very large hearts and even larger penises. the guys are always extremely good looking, funny, multi sport athletes, and musicians. The girls are always very pretty, very smart, very good parents and siblings, and fun. A schira is a last name that holds greatness and if you have the name you are proud to have it. Disrespecting the family name often results in a harsh, painful, gory, death. If you meet a schira don’t let them out of your life because you will regret it forever. they will be the best person to get with and will give you an amazing future in a relationship. schiras have also body boarded in the past. they will always live in the depths of ohio, california, or florida. They fart a lot and they always start short but grow to around 6ft for guys and 5’5 for girls. They are basically perfect people.
Person 1: have you seen the size those those schira’s pp?
Person 2: No but I hear they are colossal
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Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.
Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.
schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019
A very sexy, sophisticated girl. Someone that knows what they want and can get it at all times. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch. She is a very kind lady.An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. Would make the perfect wife/girlfriend. She is not like any other, she's amazing. Extremely smart. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks. Has amazing hair. A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined. More specifically; a goddess.
Sahira is a goddess.
Hebrew for Song or Poem. They are the best friends anyone can have; Loyal and Sweet. Funny, even if no one else understands her humor. Can light up the room. Smart and Artistic. Shiras care about their grades, and do the right thing. Shiras listen to there parents, a rare quality. Keep promises, Tell Secrets, And Stay Loyal No Matter The Distance.
Girl: Gosh. I wish I was friends with Shira.

Girl #2: Ya, she's got it all together.

Guy: Did you see Shiras drawing?
Guy #2: Ya, it's amazing, just like her.
shira by Anonymous4567 January 6, 2014

hank schrader 

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.
Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*
hank schrader by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015
substyle of progressive techno music. typical elements are merciless repetetive pattern, harsh abrasive machine-like sound. agressive, inhuman. schranz tries to fulfill all the cliches of techno music. sometimes uses funny and/or offensive samples. became quite popular in germany in the early 21st century. also called 'geshredder' oder 'gebretter'. schranz rules!
some Djs playing or producing schranz: Chris Liebing, DJ Rush, Robert Natus, ...
schranz by G. Southpole February 21, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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