If you meet a schira you are an extremely lucky person. they have very large hearts and even larger penises. the guys are always extremely good looking, funny, multi sport athletes, and musicians. The girls are always very pretty, very smart, very good parents and siblings, and fun. A schira is a last name that holds greatness and if you have the name you are proud to have it. Disrespecting the family name often results in a harsh, painful, gory, death. If you meet a schira don’t let them out of your life because you will regret it forever. they will be the best person to get with and will give you an amazing future in a relationship. schiras have also body boarded in the past. they will always live in the depths of ohio, california, or florida. They fart a lot and they always start short but grow to around 6ft for guys and 5’5 for girls. They are basically perfect people.
by I_wish_I_was_a_schira July 9, 2020
Get the Schira mug.A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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Get the schiavone mug.A very sexy, sophisticated girl. Someone that knows what they want and can get it at all times. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch. She is a very kind lady.An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. Would make the perfect wife/girlfriend. She is not like any other, she's amazing. Extremely smart. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks. Has amazing hair. A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined. More specifically; a goddess.
Sahira is a goddess.
by Isaiah Van Der Woodsen May 3, 2014
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Girl: Gosh. I wish I was friends with Shira.
Girl #2: Ya, she's got it all together.
Guy: Did you see Shiras drawing?
Guy #2: Ya, it's amazing, just like her.
Girl #2: Ya, she's got it all together.
Guy: Did you see Shiras drawing?
Guy #2: Ya, it's amazing, just like her.
by Anonymous4567 January 6, 2014
Get the shira mug.A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.
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by G. Southpole February 21, 2004
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