schmilf

Sexy circumcised hospitalized man i’d like to fuck

Person 1:Your milf mom got into a car crash? She’s such a schmilf!

schmilf by Kiwisex September 10, 2023

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Schmiff

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

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schmilf • Schmiff • schmillion • schmalf • schmalfeldt • schmalfuss • schmelf • Schmief • schmiffter • schmiffy

schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

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Schmilkies

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008