schmilf

Sexy circumcised hospitalized man i’d like to fuck

Person 1:Your milf mom got into a car crash? She’s such a schmilf!

by Kiwisex September 10, 2023

Schmiff

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

Schmilkies

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

Schmillion

An awesome all girl punk rock band from Austin, Texas.

Did you go see Schmillion last night?
Yeah they were incredible!

by austinawesome August 26, 2010

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

by mosley88 March 31, 2009

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020