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Schmiff
Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.
Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010
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schmilf • Schmiff • schmillion • schmalf • schmalfeldt • schmalfuss • schmelf • Schmief • schmiffter • schmiffy
schmalfeldt
Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014
Schmilkies
Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"
Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008
Schmillion
Schmillion by austinawesome August 26, 2010
Schmilkers wishing well
Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.