Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kiwisex

schmilf

Sexy circumcised hospitalized man i’d like to fuck

Person 1:Your milf mom got into a car crash? She’s such a schmilf!

schmilf by Kiwisex September 10, 2023

Smii7y is racist again
A Racial slur to people on the east coast who say "Srrburbs" instead of "Suburbs"

Puffer:Shut the fuck up Smii7y you dumb Spurbur

spurbur by Kiwisex April 23, 2022

When a lesbian couple is having sex, one of the girls squirts all over the other girls assholes to imitate an anal cream pie.

Me and my girlfriend did the dirty brie last night !!!!

Dirty brie by Kiwisex July 10, 2021

Rudy, a man who is very tall, rich and super sexy!! He also makes content on tiktok by the name of vonmaee

Ahh so you know cutie rudy, the most sexy man on earth!!

Cutie Rudy by Kiwisex February 18, 2021