schmeds

Large highly visible splotches of underarm perspiration.

Larry's otherwise brilliant presentation was marred by the sight of his humongous schmeds.

by marekate February 24, 2008

Schmeds

Schmeds is a word which was created by a niche group of sigmas. The term refers to when something is either really suspect or really good.

Boy: “That girl looks schmeds”
Meaning that the woman is quite attractive.

by u17boyssky December 17, 2024

Schmeds

This word was created by a niche group of sigmas. The word either means something is really suspect or really good.

Boy: “That girl looks schmeds”
This means the girl is quite attractive.

by u17boyssky December 17, 2024

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

by Michele19 October 1, 2018

Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.

Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.

by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

Schmeast

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

by Proxyeus May 18, 2023