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schmeanus

Giant penises held by giga-chad men and sigma males
Girl1:My boyfriend’s schmeanus is great
Girl2: Omg! Mine too
by bigdog_feetlick January 7, 2025
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Schmaus

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.
That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.
by Montana guy December 17, 2011
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schmaus

Is a combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It is used to identify someone who acts like an ass because they have little mans syndrome. A schmaus usually drives a really big truck and wears really tight shirts. A schmaus will always embellish stories to make them self look bigger. A schmaus is small so he wants his life to look big.
Whoever is driving that big truck is either a schmaus, has a small penis, or both.
by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011
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schmeaning

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
by O.Curley March 29, 2009
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Schmaus

Noun /SH-mous/
1. A combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It also uses the “Schm” sound, which can be used to make fun of anything. Such as Joe Schmo, funny schmunny, or work schmork. It uses the word mouse to indicate small guys. It uses the “schm” sound to be funny and to sound like schmuck. The definition of schmuck can be foolish or contemptible. The complete word is used to indicate a small man who is angry due to his small stature. A funny one syllable word for little man syndrome, Napoleon Complex, or Little Demon Creature.
Is that little guy yelling at the sales woman because he can’t find a tighter shirt? He must be a schmaus.
by Mountain Poet December 26, 2011
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schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants
Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.
by demon816 November 20, 2010
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Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)
"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."
by DwightUrban December 27, 2008
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