Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

by Aganoo July 11, 2021

Ank

A replacement word for any noun.

"Nah mate, you actually smell of... ank...?"
"The fuck is wrong with you."

by Aganoo October 07, 2021