schmazoolie

A schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. Especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. Toronto DJ Danny Marks coined the phrase in 1988.

Hey Stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

by Alec Fraser January 4, 2008

Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019

Schmoolie

(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

by jtd205 April 11, 2010

Schmagoogie

Dried up milk that flies out of milk container when you open it.

Oh My God! I just got schmagoogies in my coffee.

by Mattyboy89 October 1, 2008

Schmoolie

A fuck up, someone who doesn't know

Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.

by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

schmahoogie

A sloppy stew of random ingredients thrown together by an incompetent cook, that turns out to be surprisingly delicious and satisfying.

Come an get a bowl full of this schmahoogie while it's still hot and there's still some left.

by weaselville November 29, 2024