Schmelz

A Schmelz is a person who plays soccer and gets into fights while playing, he usually gets mistaken for Justin Bieber and has a lot of nicknames. Sarcasm is one of his specialties, he likes to come over to your house and eat all your goldfish snacks. He'll drive 300 miles with the windows down but the most annoying thing he does of all is the way he sends text messages.

Example 1

Person 1: Hey is that Justin Bieber?
Person 2: No that's just a Schmelz.

Example 2

Text message 1: Aight dawg where u at?
Text message reply: Why are you typing like a Schmelz?

by Speedy Taco July 6, 2010

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

schmelt

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

by Figg October 2, 2007

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

by KRmd May 3, 2020

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.

by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008