schlundt

To be fucking a slut while smoking a blunt. (While reading Hamlet)

1. Last night while at Kailee's house I learned that Joe was trying to shlundt in the back seat of the car along with 5 other boys.

2. Tonight we're schlundting!

3. I was so messed up last weekend, that i was shlundting with a man and got a disease.

by BALKD December 12, 2008

Schlundt

A whore

Amanda is such a schlundt

by TheChameleonPickle September 30, 2010

Schlundted

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

schlunded

1. taken to pound town
2. fucked up (messed something up)
3. to get fucked

1. Damn, that girl got schlunded last night!
2. You done schlunded up.

3. Nice shoes. You're about to get schlunded.

by meghora August 12, 2013

schlunt

A combination of the words schlong and cunt

"Yo man, dat bitch durr's gotsa schlunt."

by Roger Watts April 3, 2005

schlundoe

The action of shitting or pissing on someone's hopes and dreams.

I was excited about catching a shiny Pokemon until Ej schlundoed me by telling me it was the same for everyone.

by HICKLE_RICK July 15, 2019

Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.

Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side

by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025