schlumbob 

the most disgusting fucking sandwich ever, made from stale bread, salami, mustard, and spray butter. created by the honcho himself, this delicacy is better then sex alone. is typically eaten with plain lays chips and Diet Pepsi.

I had the best damn schlumbob I've ever had!!!

schlumbob by bigdickhoncho February 22, 2021

Scumbob 

Refers to any episode of Spongebob that is awful, mean-spirited, or just plain shitty.

Guy 1: One Course Meal, Demolition Doofus, Pet Sitter Pat, the Splinter, and nearly every other modern Spongebob episode is Scumbob.

Scumbob by My username is January 23, 2016

Scumbobbing 

The act of presenting ones face upward toward multiple dicks in order to be ejaculated on.

Damn bro you should have seen the way your wife was scumbobbing at the bukake party last night.

Scumbobbing by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020

schlemboya 

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

schlemboya by mullizu February 22, 2022

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schlamboed 

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schlumberjargon 

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

Schlumberjargon by vaeren August 27, 2008