Schlembob

A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!

I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.

by Alex Bunting December 1, 2004

schlemboya

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

by mullizu February 22, 2022

schlamboed

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schembo

A person who calls everyone a loser but really is himself, someone who if overweight and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

"Bro your a loser"

"Shut up your a schembo"

by Foxxyschembo August 24, 2022

schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012

schlemo

Someone who acts like a douche bag; a big chub.

Dude, that guy just stole my McCree and Soldier 76 picks. What a schlemo.

Your friend didn't even top score. What a schlemo.

by DrPizzazz June 17, 2017

schlumbob

the most disgusting fucking sandwich ever, made from stale bread, salami, mustard, and spray butter. created by the honcho himself, this delicacy is better then sex alone. is typically eaten with plain lays chips and Diet Pepsi.

I had the best damn schlumbob I've ever had!!!

by bigdickhoncho February 22, 2021