(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.
From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.
From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.
"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."
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A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
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Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.
1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.
2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.
In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.
The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.
This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.
They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.
1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.
2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.
In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.
The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.
This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.
They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) Can be used in an exasperated tone Oh Scheisser! which means Oh shit.
2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"
From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"
From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
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Get the Scheisser mug.A Schassberger is a term used to describe the scenario where you've taken a humungous stinking dump. This is derived from the German origins of the term: 'schass' means 'to chuck out' while 'berger' loosely translates to 'mountain'. Therefore, it is clear that a Schassberger is a large stonking turd that tumbles out your ass after last night's scrumptious dinner of eggs and curried fish. Basically, you don't wanna go into the bathroom after someone's left a Schassberger.
OOh boy I wouldn't go in there for a solid 20 minutes. I had chicken curry last night and bruh I just a massive Schassberger in there fuck, I can taste it.
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I'll never go to that restaurant again after they served me a burnt scheissburger with ground-up gristle & soy protein extender, which I would not feed to a dog!
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