The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.
That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.
by Jspizzle June 15, 2010
1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.
2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.
3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.
2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.
3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.
by Jspizzle March 31, 2010