schlong dong 

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

schlong dong 

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

schlong dong by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

schlong dong 

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.

Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match

schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

schlong dong silver 

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.

I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.

schlong dong silver by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

Schlong Dong Ditch by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

double schlong dong 

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

double schlong dong by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Ding Dong Schlong 

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

Ding Dong Schlong by xWhatDa November 11, 2022