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Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

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schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

schlong dong by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

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schlong dong

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.

Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match

schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

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schlong dong silver

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.

I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.

schlong dong silver by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018

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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

Schlong Dong Ditch by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

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double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

double schlong dong by Analnuke April 15, 2018

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Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

Ding Dong Schlong by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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