Definitions by xWhatDa

Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

Banana Schlong by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

Short Story Schlong by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Schlong Pressure 

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

Schlong Pressure by xWhatDa December 5, 2022

Ding Dong Schlong 

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

Ding Dong Schlong by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

RevSchlong 

Short for "Reverse Schlong".
Female genitalia

"William probably has a RevSchlong"
(Guessing that "William" is transgender)

RevSchlong by xWhatDa November 10, 2022