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Schlong Dong Ditch
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When a guy
taps
his
flaccid penis
against an unaroused female clitoris in a
consensual
way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1:
Awh
man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I
schlong dong
ditched
her.
by
Marinadoom
August 02, 2018
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