schlong bong 

n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.

Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!

schlong bong by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004

bong schlong 

A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.

Racist Guy:Hey, bong schlong!
Random Guy (Cambodian) : ... YOU BITCH

bong schlong by Qong+Xela October 8, 2009

Shlong bong 

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

Shlong bong by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

schlong bonger 

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

schlong bonger by Jake R. April 11, 2007

Shlong Bong 

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

Shlong Bong by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

Shlong-bong by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Bong Shlong 

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

Bong Shlong by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016