by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012
to sleep, a very deep sleep
by Brian Ledsinger December 30, 2008
by J Swole March 25, 2008
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.
Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.
Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.
by Schukie December 24, 2006
The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016