Another swedish word for penis :)
"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"
by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012
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Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
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to sleep, a very deep sleep
Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.
by Brian Ledsinger December 30, 2008
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To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.
Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"
by J Swole March 25, 2008
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A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.
I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.
by Schukie December 24, 2006
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The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016
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