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schlicking 

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

shlocking 

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.
Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.
shlocking by the shlockman September 25, 2013

Schlacking 

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.
"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010
Schlacking by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010
The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.
Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.
schlackin by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015