Definitions by Heffnark

Dick Schlegel 

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

Dick Schlegel by Heffnark October 11, 2009

Schleg June

When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.

I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.

Schleg June by Heffnark October 11, 2009