schizophobia
schizophobia by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008
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schizophobia
Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.
In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.
In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.
schizophobia by metawave July 30, 2020
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Schizophonicizm
A dissociative identity disorder which manifests itself upon making or taking a telephone call. Schizophonicizm is characterized by the presence of two or more phone personalities which are utilized to achieve a desired end result or impression in any phone conversation. Less a form of manipulation, and more characteristic of defense and coping mechanisms, Schizophonicizm is born of a 21st century society where the art of face-to-face communication has been lost and the prevalence of electronic communication has enabled the masses to communicate across great distances. The various phone personalities of a Schizophonic are primarily differentiated by voice pitch and vocabulary utilization. The only known cure for Schizophnicizm is the complete and instantaneous abandonment of telephone and cellular phone use.
Dude 1: Hey man, you got your reports done for the week?
Dude 2: Nah man screw that BS. In fact, I’m never doing another one those ever again.
Ring…ring…
Dude 2: Hello
Hot Secretary: Heeeyyy sweetie! How are ya?....Yeah so when are you going to have your weekly reports turned in?
Dude 2: Wasssup gurl! Yeah, I was just cranking those bad boys out. Anything to help the bottom line. You know me. You’ll have them in a jiff!
Hot Secretary: Thanks!
Dude 2: You know it babycakes!
click
Dude 1: Dude, WTH?
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: You never talk like that!
Dude 2: Sorry man, that’s just my Schizophonicizm acting up.
Dude 2: Nah man screw that BS. In fact, I’m never doing another one those ever again.
Ring…ring…
Dude 2: Hello
Hot Secretary: Heeeyyy sweetie! How are ya?....Yeah so when are you going to have your weekly reports turned in?
Dude 2: Wasssup gurl! Yeah, I was just cranking those bad boys out. Anything to help the bottom line. You know me. You’ll have them in a jiff!
Hot Secretary: Thanks!
Dude 2: You know it babycakes!
click
Dude 1: Dude, WTH?
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: You never talk like that!
Dude 2: Sorry man, that’s just my Schizophonicizm acting up.
Schizophonicizm by UrbanCodeMan July 17, 2014
Shitophobia
Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017
schizophonia
Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.
A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.
schizophonia by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008
Schizophonia
When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you
John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.
Schizophonia by Galen Knode January 17, 2009
Schizophilia
The obsession one has to be or consider themselves "crazy", or insane, and ultimately the thing people who try to be unique often associate themselves as.
A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.
It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.
A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.
It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.
Emo Girl #1 "Omg we're soo random"
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"
"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"
"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.
Schizophilia by opisnotafag May 11, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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