by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008
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In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.
In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.
by metawave July 30, 2020
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A dissociative identity disorder which manifests itself upon making or taking a telephone call. Schizophonicizm is characterized by the presence of two or more phone personalities which are utilized to achieve a desired end result or impression in any phone conversation. Less a form of manipulation, and more characteristic of defense and coping mechanisms, Schizophonicizm is born of a 21st century society where the art of face-to-face communication has been lost and the prevalence of electronic communication has enabled the masses to communicate across great distances. The various phone personalities of a Schizophonic are primarily differentiated by voice pitch and vocabulary utilization. The only known cure for Schizophnicizm is the complete and instantaneous abandonment of telephone and cellular phone use.
Dude 1: Hey man, you got your reports done for the week?
Dude 2: Nah man screw that BS. In fact, I’m never doing another one those ever again.
Ring…ring…
Dude 2: Hello
Hot Secretary: Heeeyyy sweetie! How are ya?....Yeah so when are you going to have your weekly reports turned in?
Dude 2: Wasssup gurl! Yeah, I was just cranking those bad boys out. Anything to help the bottom line. You know me. You’ll have them in a jiff!
Hot Secretary: Thanks!
Dude 2: You know it babycakes!
click
Dude 1: Dude, WTH?
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: You never talk like that!
Dude 2: Sorry man, that’s just my Schizophonicizm acting up.
Dude 2: Nah man screw that BS. In fact, I’m never doing another one those ever again.
Ring…ring…
Dude 2: Hello
Hot Secretary: Heeeyyy sweetie! How are ya?....Yeah so when are you going to have your weekly reports turned in?
Dude 2: Wasssup gurl! Yeah, I was just cranking those bad boys out. Anything to help the bottom line. You know me. You’ll have them in a jiff!
Hot Secretary: Thanks!
Dude 2: You know it babycakes!
click
Dude 1: Dude, WTH?
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: You never talk like that!
Dude 2: Sorry man, that’s just my Schizophonicizm acting up.
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Get the Shitophobia mug.Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.
A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.
by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008
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John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.
by Galen Knode January 17, 2009
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A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.
It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.
A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.
It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.
Emo Girl #1 "Omg we're soo random"
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"
"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"
"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.
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