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Schizophilia

The obsession one has to be or consider themselves "crazy", or insane, and ultimately the thing people who try to be unique often associate themselves as.

A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.

It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.
Emo Girl #1 "Omg we're soo random"
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"

"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.
by opisnotafag May 11, 2013
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schizophobia

Someone who is scared of schizophrenic's or scared of becoming schizophrenic.
Dude im schizophobic,

wait your scared of schizophrenia

yeah its called schizophobia
by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008
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schizophonia

Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.
A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.
by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008
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Schizophonia

When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you
John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.
by Galen Knode January 17, 2009
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schizophonia

Having schizophrenia but to cover it up you have a blue-tooth headset in, so it looks like you are talking to someone but you're really talking to yourself.
Schizophrenic Bob is standing in an elevator and he screams, "Who do you think you are?!" Everyone around him looks at him, but they don't think anything of it because he has schizophonia.
by Toast Ogden December 16, 2008
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schizophobia

Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.

In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.
by metawave July 30, 2020
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Schizophonia

When after several months of the same ringtune, it becomes so familliar, you can hear it so vividly to the point where you answer your phone only to realize your phone didn't actually ring
Darryl - Hold on my phone is ringing
Ciaran - I don't hear anything
Darryl - No seriously where is my phone someone is trying to reach me
Ciaran - Dude you are suffering from schizophonia
Darryl - YEs...brb someone is phoning me again
by Jackywackywinky July 2, 2009
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