schizophasia

is used in particular to describe the confused language that may be evident in schizophrenia. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but they are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them. It is also known as word salad

A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases

an example of schizophasia

Nathanial: Gotti, billionaire, garden hose, 38, 63, 16, what do you make of all that huh? What's Jeopardy's last host and where born? Scared Huh? I know the mob.

schizophasia by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker January 28, 2024

schizophobia

Someone who is scared of schizophrenic's or scared of becoming schizophrenic.

Dude im schizophobic,

wait your scared of schizophrenia

yeah its called schizophobia

schizophobia by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008

schizophonia 

Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.

A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.

schizophonia by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008

Schizophonia 

When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you

John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.

Schizophonia by Galen Knode January 17, 2009

Schizophilia 

The obsession one has to be or consider themselves "crazy", or insane, and ultimately the thing people who try to be unique often associate themselves as.

A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.

It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.

Emo Girl #1 "Omg we're soo random"
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"

"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.

Schizophilia by opisnotafag May 11, 2013

schizophonia 

Having schizophrenia but to cover it up you have a blue-tooth headset in, so it looks like you are talking to someone but you're really talking to yourself.

Schizophrenic Bob is standing in an elevator and he screams, "Who do you think you are?!" Everyone around him looks at him, but they don't think anything of it because he has schizophonia.

schizophonia by Toast Ogden December 16, 2008

schizophobia

A sexualized terror of property.

Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.

In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.

schizophobia by metawave July 30, 2020