Scharophobia

A irrational fear of your phone, keys, or credit card slipping right through the cracks of a sidewalk grate or storm drain as you walk over it. Derived from the Greek word schára (σχάρα), meaning grate.

Whenever I see a storm drain I start panicking because I have Scharophobia…

Scharophobia by Epic cheeseburgers September 13, 2026

schizophobia

Someone who is scared of schizophrenic's or scared of becoming schizophrenic.

Dude im schizophobic,

wait your scared of schizophrenia

yeah its called schizophobia

schizophobia by Alex Anarky October 3, 2008

scatophobia 

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

scatophobia by BassistBan March 12, 2008

shatophobia 

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.

My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.

shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008

shartophobia 

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

shartophobia by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

schizophobia

A sexualized terror of property.

Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.

In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.

schizophobia by metawave July 30, 2020

Shirophobia 

The fear of being on FaceTime with a girl, who has her shirt on

My friend has shirophobia when he is on FaceTime with his girlfriend

Shirophobia by GTring December 7, 2019