Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up

Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!

Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013

Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.

Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!

Shimmed by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011

Shimmed

To get vehemently shot down or put down.

1. "Dude she wouldn't even hear my sick puppy story." "I know bro, you totally got shimmed."

2. "Did you see the cav's game? It was ugly." "I know man, they totally got shimmed."

3. "Did you get her number?" "No bro, she shimmed the shit out of me, this isnt even pizza hut's number."

Shimmed by patrisin December 4, 2010

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

shimmed by sweepie May 21, 2015

shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

shimmed a gib by nimst March 20, 2024

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

SHIMMER Women's Athletes by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Shimmerance 

An object that has a shimmering glow to it

"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."

Shimmerance by Bassidhound September 18, 2012