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schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
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A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt
Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf
Schaaf by Pizza'man February 3, 2020
A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.
"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"
Schaaka by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013

Schwaaan 

(v.) to have sex with someone
1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."
Schwaaan by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008

Schlaaked 

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.
How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!
Schlaaked by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

Schaared 

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."
Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!