schermes 

male pubes

the male body is covered in schermes

schermes by sexhaverminors March 17, 2021

schermisphere 

The extremely delicate area between genitalia and sphincter.

In order to perform a proper gangoolie you must attack the schermisphere.

Don't let anyone lick your schermisphere after a trip to the bathroom, please shower first.

schermisphere by jv1 July 1, 2008

schermerhorn 

Queer little twig usually from a small town. Will live in a small camper in parents backyard. Does lawn work for rent. Pyro probably has been caught by police for trying to burn down post office. Crazy. Has great friends and is a funny guy.

What a Schermerhorn.

“Yeah, tell me about it.”

schermerhorn by Impromptumacaroni June 26, 2018

Riley Schermerhorn 

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

Riley Schermerhorn by Riley balls January 15, 2023

Scherme 

1. Crazy, awesome person.

"He=Scherme"

"Stupid Scherny"

Scherme by Scherme June 3, 2003

schemes 

someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.

Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.

It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.

schemes by F. Abignale May 31, 2010

Jon Schemes 

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

Jon Schemes by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008