Definitions by Impromptumacaroni

schermerhorn 

Queer little twig usually from a small town. Will live in a small camper in parents backyard. Does lawn work for rent. Pyro probably has been caught by police for trying to burn down post office. Crazy. Has great friends and is a funny guy.

What a Schermerhorn.

“Yeah, tell me about it.”

schermerhorn by Impromptumacaroni June 26, 2018

gettleman

A disease where worms come out your asshole and fish eggs fall out of your vagina.

Girl 1: "So how're you feeling?"
Girl 2: "No?! I still have gettleman and it's f*cking destroying me."

gettleman by Impromptumacaroni April 18, 2018