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by grilly48 October 23, 2022
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Schaubism

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC
by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
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scheuer

to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.
I scheuered the German Highway toll.
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Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018
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Schaumburg High School

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.
by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018
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Schaub

To be a chicken, to run away from or refuse to engage in a situation or with another person. Usually also a coward without honour or courage. Always thinks he's won when he's lost and doesn't realise everyone is laughing at him for having less backbone than their 90yr old grandma.

Derives from the 20min fight where Brendan Schaub ran away from Roberto Cyborg Abreu.
Guy 1: Did you see that fight?
Guy 2: Hahahahah ye. It was shit. The guy schaubed for the whole time. What a dick!
Guy 1: I know right! Shaubing pisses me right off!
by CyborgBJJ June 12, 2013
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schaubed

when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game
With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.
by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013
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