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Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.
"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."
Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

Schalacking 

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.
Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!
Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

shalacking 

beat the oposition by a huge margin
wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today
shalacking by tibore September 20, 2008

Schlacking 

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.
"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010
Schlacking by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

shillacking 

Failing to accomplish a goal despite spending a huge amount of effort on lies and dirty tricks.
Hillary really took a shillacking in the election. I guess that $6 million she paid to astroturf Reddit and start fights at Trump rallies didn't pay off?
shillacking by ColonelCluster November 9, 2016

shalacking 

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.
We gave bob a public shalacking
shalacking by MarkyMark July 7, 2003