MarkyMark's definitions

shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

by MarkyMark July 7, 2003

alleg

when something is not of truth i.e. lying i.e false

Joe said: I had sex with a girl.
Bob Says: Alleg

by MarkyMark February 21, 2003

wanky bollocks

Composite word.

Wanky; meaning flash but pointless.

and

Bollocks; meaning bollocks.

Experimental video installations are all a load of wanky bollocks.

by MarkyMark January 24, 2005