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1. a person who sits outside during lunch and most of the time sits on the window-seal; they also often come in packs and when left alone usually do not speak.

2. word also used for when your shitting and the toilet paper rips causing you to finger your booty hole
1st def: “Look at those fucking scerms, what losers”

2nd def: “ah shit, that was a scerm” *questjons wether he’s gay or not.
scerm by mis amigos (tres) March 23, 2023
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(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.
Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"
Scherm by Bætrayal November 10, 2014
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Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Scremoaner 

A mixture of a screamer and a moaner.

As in someone who makes moaning noises while screaming during sex.
So dude what is she? A screamer,moaner, or talker?
Uhm.. I would have to say she was a scremoaner.
Scremoaner by Pflectyum August 14, 2009
Another word for weird, odd, strange, stupid, ugly, crazy, uncomfortable
Those boots you're wearing are so scurm.
Stop with the attitude, you're being scurm.
I don't know, he's a little bit cute, little bit scurm.
Scurm by dmils3 November 29, 2016
Oh man, did you see Sarah last night? She was so scarmes! I was scarmes too, I can't believe I drank that whole case!
Scarmes by Wes Hedge December 29, 2008

scernite 

A native of the picturesque village of South Cerney in the Cotswolds. Someone who can frequently be found falling out of the Old George or the cllllllurb at kicking out time. Also calls everyone "kiiiiid"
"Bob Dickson was down The Cluuurrb playing skittles on Wednesday, The George playing poker on Thursday and paying thrift down The Oak on Friday"

"Jesus christ kiiiid, he's a proper Scernite that lad"
scernite by Therealbadweather November 28, 2016