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1. a person who sits outside during lunch and most of the time sits on the window-seal; they also often come in packs and when left alone usually do not speak.

2. word also used for when your shitting and the toilet paper rips causing you to finger your booty hole…
1st def: “Look at those fucking scerms, what losers”

2nd def: “ah shit, that was a scerm” *questjons wether he’s gay or not.
scerm by mis amigos (tres) March 23, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.
Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"
Scherm by Bætrayal November 10, 2014
Related Words
scerm • Scerma’drma • scermish • scermy • scemo • scremo • screm • scenmo • scerb • scem

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Scremoaner 

A mixture of a screamer and a moaner.

As in someone who makes moaning noises while screaming during sex.
So dude what is she? A screamer,moaner, or talker?
Uhm.. I would have to say she was a scremoaner.
Scremoaner by Pflectyum August 14, 2009
Another word for weird, odd, strange, stupid, ugly, crazy, uncomfortable
Those boots you're wearing are so scurm.
Stop with the attitude, you're being scurm.
I don't know, he's a little bit cute, little bit scurm.
Scurm by dmils3 November 29, 2016
1. extremely intoxicated/shit-faced drunk.
Oh man, did you see Sarah last night? She was so scarmes! I was scarmes too, I can't believe I drank that whole case!
Scarmes by Wes Hedge December 29, 2008

scernite 

A native of the picturesque village of South Cerney in the Cotswolds. Someone who can frequently be found falling out of the Old George or the cllllllurb at kicking out time. Also calls everyone "kiiiiid"
"Bob Dickson was down The Cluuurrb playing skittles on Wednesday, The George playing poker on Thursday and paying thrift down The Oak on Friday"

"Jesus christ kiiiid, he's a proper Scernite that lad"
scernite by Therealbadweather November 28, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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