Definitions by Travito
Train Wreck
GUY1: Dude I was fucking this chick last night, but she started to take a dump right when we were doin it, so I train wrecked that bitch! The only bad thing was that I had to wash my dick like crazy.
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??
Train Wreck by Travito March 27, 2009
FTS
"Showtek - FTS (Fuck The System)"
This is what I love, and can't stop lovin'. Get wasted at parties, from 9 till 7 in the morning. I live for the music, rollin' blunts, feelin' high, gettin' loaded, or take some pills and go to La La Land. Spendin' all my money on dope and extreme high price tickets.
But in the end, it's all worth it.
I like to live in my own world. Fuck regular life! Fuck a '9-to-5' job!
I'm told to enjoy every moment, every hour, every minute. That's what I do at Fridays and saturdays. Why should I take life so seriously? I just want to do, what I like to do! Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society! It's my own world, I just want to hear the music.
I think the whole system fucking sucks.
everybody's working their fucking ass up during the week, getting totally fucking stressed out, So what's wrong, and what's right?
I live for the weekend, I live for Hardstyles, I live for Hardstyle baby!
Come on, lets go!
This is what I love, and can't stop lovin'. Get wasted at parties, from 9 till 7 in the morning. I live for the music, rollin' blunts, feelin' high, gettin' loaded, or take some pills and go to La La Land. Spendin' all my money on dope and extreme high price tickets.
But in the end, it's all worth it.
I like to live in my own world. Fuck regular life! Fuck a '9-to-5' job!
I'm told to enjoy every moment, every hour, every minute. That's what I do at Fridays and saturdays. Why should I take life so seriously? I just want to do, what I like to do! Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society! It's my own world, I just want to hear the music.
I think the whole system fucking sucks.
everybody's working their fucking ass up during the week, getting totally fucking stressed out, So what's wrong, and what's right?
I live for the weekend, I live for Hardstyles, I live for Hardstyle baby!
Come on, lets go!
sputmonger
The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".
male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*
sputmonger by Travito February 5, 2008
panic! at the disco
They are by far the WORST band in history! What the hell are they?! It's not techno, it's barely rock, it's nowhere near electronica, and the god damn nerve they have to call themselves Big Beat! WTF?! Big Beat is a great genre with GREAT artists like The Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, The Chemical Brothers, and The Crystal Method! I HATE PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!!!!!
panic! at the disco by Travito October 6, 2007
Streetrake
Streetrake by travito September 25, 2007