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sputmonger 

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".
male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*
sputmonger by Travito February 5, 2008
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slutmonger 

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.
"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"
slutmonger by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

ShitMonger 

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.
My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.
ShitMonger by Markle February 26, 2003

slutmonger 

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.
Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!
slutmonger by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008

shitmonger 

ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.

G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution
ShitMonger puts out some crazy tunes.
shitmonger by Murderapolis September 26, 2007

scatmonger 

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.
Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.
scatmonger by tonto loco March 13, 2015

shitmonger 

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.
Look out for the shitmonger.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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