scatheist 

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.

Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"

scatheist by brentionary March 27, 2009

Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Statheist 

One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.

statism

atheism

scapegoat

In a way, these statheists are worse than Christians, I really feel sorry for these people.

Statheist by TheShunnedSage June 15, 2009

scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms

When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister

scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Scheisty 

Adjective: Pronounced (Shy-Stee)

Having to do with being shady, scandalous or otherwise devious. Appropriately used to describe someone with an ulterior motive of some kind, but can also be used to describe the action of a shady person(s).

Usually referring to something someone has done as "scheisty" (stealing from a friend, cheating on your girlfriend) goes hand in hand with saying that the person who did it is scheisty as well.

How you gon' just steal from ya man like that?
You guys have been boys since the fifth grade!

You're straight scheisty, playa.

2)

That fat girl I took to prom ended up costing me well over five-hundred bucks on my tux alone...then cheated on me at the afterparty, but for some reason I still can't get enough of that scheisty flip.

Scheisty by The Poetic Linguist October 1, 2009

scatfist

the practice of anal fisting with the added "sleeze" of a dirty anus

scatfist by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Swaytheist 

(noun; adjective)

1.) A person who constantly vacillates between atheism and agnosticism.
2.) A person who can't firmly commit to the atheistic viewpoint.
3.) Any attitude or behavior that seems to waver between the belief in God and the disbelief in God.

Ethan: So Nate doesn't believe in God, right?
Joe: He's more of a swaytheist, he can never make up his mind.

Swaytheist by KounterKlockwise January 31, 2010