scannoying 

a portmanteau of scary and annoying. Something that simultaneously inspires fear and irritation.

Dating apps are so scannoying.

scannoying by scarolandscaredol May 1, 2021

scanning out

1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes

1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out

scanning out by OG Funk April 10, 2007

soannoying 

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.

"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."

soannoying by Mr Special July 8, 2019

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

scanning the donkey by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Scanning the Kij 

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.

Scanning the Kij for some new tires

Scanning the Kij by cmatt June 6, 2011

Scanning for Viruses 

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

Scanning for Viruses by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012

Shannoning 

Excessively weaving to break the slipstream

Look at Shannon, he's shannoning again ffs

Shannoning by HarryRyan19 September 30, 2021