spamhandler 

ADJ: one who handles spam excessively, ie a homosexual man or a man who likes to polish his lighthouse a tad too often.

"dude, do you think that bob is a fruit"

"man, walking like that he has got to be a screaming spamhandler..."

spamhandler by zamber February 21, 2009

Spamhandled 

Pronunciation: \ˈspam-ˌhan-dəld\
Function: transitive verb

To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.

"Your mother's just been spamhandled into giving out her password ...again."

Spamhandled by teezaweezl February 4, 2010