Definitions by teezaweezl

Yanninotized

A hypnosis induced by being stuck for any length of time on “HOLD” or in an elevator that plays new age music.

"Please accept our apologies for the wait, how may we help you today?”

“Wha…, who…? OH! Yes - I’m sorry! I was Yanninotized by your new age HOLD music. Remind me who I was calling again?”

Yanninotized by teezaweezl February 24, 2010

Poorcrastination

The intentional or habitual putting off of spending money that you don't have.

"Quit your poorcrastinating and buy me a damn sammich!" or; "Poorcrastination is the art of keeping up with all the crap you bought yesterday," and finally, "Poorcrastination is the theif of much better times."

Poorcrastination by teezaweezl February 4, 2010

Spamhandled 

Pronunciation: \ˈspam-ˌhan-dəld\
Function: transitive verb

To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.

"Your mother's just been spamhandled into giving out her password ...again."

Spamhandled by teezaweezl February 4, 2010

Beardgina 

A isolated, triangular patch of long, scraggly hair protruding from the chin that could pass for a vagina.

"You have some banana (?) stuck to your Beardgina," or, "Would you care for some knockwurst with that Beardgina?"

Beardgina by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Sangriarhea 

Extreme nausea accompanied by loose bowels due to excessive consumption of Sangria (usually in concert with heaping piles of spicy Mexican chips, beans, cheese and guac).

"The entire Sales Dept has Sangriarhea and won't be in today."

Sangriarhea by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Happy Tinkle 

Like tears of joy ...that occur much lower.

"The dog was so glad to see us that he made 'happy tinkle'" or, "That was SO great of you that I may cry or ...no, wait, it's just a little happy tinkle!"

Happy Tinkle by teezaweezl February 3, 2010